Three men – a Canadian farmer, Osama Bin Laden and an Aussie are all walking together one day…why? I don’t know…work with me here.
They come across a lantern and, as they wipe the dust from it, a Genie pops out.
“I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total and that’s how us Genie’s roll”, says the Genie.
The Canadian says, “I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada.”
POOF! With the blink of the Genie’s eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
Osama was amazed, so he said, “I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.”
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie’s eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The Aussie takes a seat on the ground, cracks a beer, lights a smoke and says, “I am curious, Genie. Please, tell me more about this wall.”
The Genie explains, “Well, it’s about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out – it’s virtually impenetrable.”
The Aussie thinks about this for a moment, smiles and says to Osama “That’s good, very clever Osama. Hey Genie, fill it with water.”
